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Topic: religion

God And Satan Were Going To Have A Baseball Game. God Proudly...
10Th Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell...
Father Joseph Went Up To Father Fred One Afternoon And Said I Am...
Church Of The Apathists Recruiting Letter...
Arthritus...
Jesus Hires Associate Christ...
Never Play Baseball With Religious Folks! (It'S Just My Friendly...
The Little Old-Fashioned Lady...
For Those Of Us Who Have Every Thing To Do With The Beast And...
The Numbers Of The Beast...
Top 10 Reasons...
Please Note The Following Errors Written In Church Bulletins....
The New Catholic...
A Day At The Cemetery...
Christ Categorically Denies Speaking To Lutheran-College...
Christs Report Card...
The Church Fire...
Cohen Nails...
In The Beginning God Created Heaven And Earth......
There'S Only Decaf In Hell...
Divine Press Release...
The Donkey Race...
The New Druid Circle Announcement Promo...
Jesus And Elvis - Coincidence Or Cosmic Plan?...
It Was Time For Father John'S Saturday Evening Bath And Young...
The Goddamn Fish...
God'S Reelection Campaign...
The Gravy Ladle...
The Great God Contest!...
Hell For Some Of Us...
Pope Calls For Greater Understanding Between Catholics Hellbound...
How To Get Rid Of Jehovah Witnesses...
Jesus 'Really Dreading' This Next Birthday...
Can The Jews Stay?...
Now Available For The Very First Time From Incarceration Records...
Special - Judaism Class Action Suit...
Way Down In The Deep South In An Area Known As The 'Bible Belt'...
The Lesson...
Mathematical Model Of God And Jesus...
Is There Music In Heaven?...
Uzziah Rehoboam Proprietor Ararat Building Supplies...
Confession At Notre Dame...
The Parrot And The Preacher...
Aging Pope Blessing Everything In Sight...
The Priest Who Knew Golf...
Proofs That Jesus Was......
The Irish Ladys Daughter...
An Oldish Nun In Full Penguin Garb Was Standing Next To A Very...
Two Ministers Were Discussing The Lack Of Morals In The Modern...
Seems All The Construction Going On Next To The Convent Was...
A Group On Nuns Are Travelling In A Car When It Has A Flat Tire...
Did Jesus Play Bridge?...
Date - 3Rd May 0023...
New! Improved!...
First Mentions...
The First Sermon...
A Visit With The Pope...
Pope Jokes...
The New Priest And The Bayou...
The Man'S A Saint...
Saint Louis...
The Suspicious Man And St. Peter...
Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University...
The Theology Of Toys...
Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of Worlds Meek...
A Jewish Father Was Troubled By The Way His Son Turned Out And...
A New Catholic Priest Is Posted To A Small Arkansas Town. To...
It All Started At The Last Supper When Jesus And The Gang Got...
This Happens Before Vatican Ii When Catholic Liturgy Was Still...
Moses Was Leading The Children Of Israel Out Of Egypt And Had...
Q.-How Was God Able To Make The World In Six Days?...
A Man Decides To Become A Monk And Takes A Vow Which Only Allows...
Jesus Saves Sinners And Redeems Them For Valuable Prizes....
The River Had Swollen And The Dam Had Burst And Now The Town Was...
How Do You Get A Nun Pregnant?...
A Missionary In A Remote Jungle Outpost Found Himself Face To...
The Pope Was Being Driven Around In The Back Of A Limo The Last...
Adam Was Hangin' Out In The Garden Talking To God. Adam Asked...
The Preacher Came To Call The Other Day. He Said At My Age I...
A Young Minister Goes To The Golf Course Eager To Learn The...
Heaven Was Getting To Big And A Baptist Convention Had A Roof...
A Christmas Story...
A Preacher'S New Car Broke Down Just After His Sunday Service...
Frank Perdue Is Granted A Private Audience With The Pope. Your...
On The Way Home From Work A Trio Of Hardworking Hands From A...
Well There Was A Priest Who Needed A Hunchback So He Put Up...
One Day Little Johnny And Tyrone Were Sitting On The Bench...
Ok There Was This Kid Who Showed His Mom The Picture He'D Drawn...
God Decided He Needed A Vacation. One Of His Aides Suggested...
One Day Jesus Was Walking By The Pearly Gates When St. Peter...
Mr. Brown Found Going To Church Very Boring And Often Dozed Off...
One Day Burt Reynolds And The Pope Died At The Same Time. Burt...
What Type Of Meat Do Priests Eat On Friday?...
A Missionary Was Working With A Cannibal Tribe Trying To Convert...
A Southern Preacher Was Giving His Weekly Sermon This Week The...
Have You Heard How The Angel Came To Be On The Top Of The...
These Two Nuns Were Talking In The Convent. One Nun Whispered To...
Three Nuns Die And Go To Heaven At The Pearly Gates They Are...
Three Couples Are Getting Ready To Join The Catholic Church. One...
The Seven Dwarfs Are In Rome And They Go On A Tour Of The City...
A Young Priest Just Out Of The Seminary Went Downtown One...
A Priest A Rabbi Were Seated Together On A Trans-Continental...
There Where 2 Novice Nuns And A Mother Superior Riding A Three...
Three Nuns Were Walking Along The Street And One Was Describing...
A Minister Had Just Arrived In A Small Country Town To Take Up A...
Two Elderly Catholic Nuns Dressed In Their Habits Were Sitting...
Two Nuns Decide They'Re Going To Sneak Out Of The Convent And...
Some Nuns Ran An Orphanage In A Rural Area. One Day The Mother...
It Was 4 In The Morning And This Guy Needed Some Cigarets And...
It Seems That A Nun And A Priest Were On A Trip When Their Car...
A Fellow Goes To Confession And Tells The Priest Father I'Ve Had...
The Priest Of A Small Town Parish Received A Visit From His...
The Pope Visits The U.S. During Elvis'S Reign As King. He Lands...
1. Q What Is The Definition Of Suspicion?...
Two Nuns Are Cycling Down A Cobbled Street. The First One Says...
Mother Superior Sister Maria If You Walk Through Town At Night...
A Priest Asks A Nun If He Can Walk Her Back To The Convent. She...
A Group Of People Are Touring The White House In Washington D.C...
A Nun Is Undressing For A Bath And While She'S Standing Naked...
A Nun Goes To The Mother Superior To Confess Her Sins. I Think I...
Did You Hear The One About The Man Who Opened A Dry-Cleaning...
A Nun And A Priest Were Traveling Across The Desert And Realized...

ALPHA v0.3