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Topic: programming

Programmer...
Alice In Unix Land...
Alice In Digitaland...
If Architects Had To Work Like Programmers...
The Proliferation Of Modern Programming Languages Which Seem To...
Little Known Computer Languages (Author Unknown)...
Computer Program Virtually Eliminates Machine Errors...
Dictionary Of True Hackers --------------------------...
50 Ways To Scare People In The Computer Room...
Crapd...
Creation Ver. 6...
Why Is It That Programmers Always Confuse Christmas And...
Eliminator Announcement...
Error Messages Guide...
Error Codes Of Another Nature...
Sex(1) Eunuch Programmer'S Manual Sex(1)...
By Jeff Galbraith...
The Hacker'S Song...
(Herewith A Compendium Of Fact And Folklore About Computer...
T H E H I S T O R Y O F U N I X...
Ibm 3090Vm...
Introducing The Norton Mind Doctor!...
M.I.S. Organization Chart...
Mom And Computers...
It Staff Recommendations...
Memorandum On The Implimentation Of New Y2K Compliant Software...
Operating System Airlines...
If Operating Systems Were Beers......
The Power User'S Guide To Power Users...
Selecting A Programming Language Made Easy...
Please Avoid Using !...
Babbage - The Language Of The Future...
Baby User Commands Baby...
C-...
Condom(1) Eunuch Programmer'S Manual Condom(1)...
Do You Have A Restless Urge To Program?...
Human Dna In C...
Dream(1L) Eunuch Programmers Manual Dream(1L)...
What Happens If God Logs In Some Morning And Runs Etcshutdown?...
The Ghost Program...
Guide To Programmers...
Hoopla...
Unix And C A Hoax?...
Mel And The Good Old Days Of Programming...
Somebody Left A Glass Of Milk Next To The Keyboard....
Are You A Net Geek?...
Subject The Grinch That Stole Oop...
The Programmer'S Quick Guide To Operating Systems...
Subject Real Programmers (2)...
You Know You'Ve Been Programming Too Long When...
Zen And The Art Of Software Documentation...
Having Choosen You Language Just How Easy Is It To Use??...
How To Program In C...
Why Programming Languages Are Like Women...
Punched Program Announcement...
Real Computer Scientists Don'T Write Code...
The History Of Real Programmers...
Real Software Engineers Don'T Read Dumps...
Relativity...
Santa Claus And System Administrators....
Subject A Day In The Life Of A System Administrator...
Unix Consultant...
Unix Philosophy...
Politically Correct Unix...
A Long Time Ago In A System Far Away A Great Adventure (Game)...
You Know Your Game Is In Trouble When......
Eye Opening (Almost) Interview Re Oo With Bjourne Stroustrup!...
How To Write Unmaintainable Code...
The Hacker Faq...
Laws Of Game Programming By Ian Parberry...
The Whole Truth About Real Programmers...

ALPHA v0.3