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Topic: politics

Bomb A Little Guy A Month 96 Campaign Plan Found...
Clintonese...
Q How Does Bill Clinton Say Screw You?...
Similarities Between Nixon And Clinton...
Dr. Suess Interviews Clinton...
And Straight From The Late Show With David Letterman -- Master...
Dick And Jane Instigate A Popular Revolution...
The Gingrinch That Stole Congress...
Dear Mr. Secretary...
Rush Limbaughs Driver...
Politics Made Simple...
Statue To Clinton...
Sounds Familiar?...
Clinton Deploys Vowels To Bosnia...
Branch Davidian Vacation...
President Clinton Looks Up From His Desk In The Oval Office To...
As Air Force One Prepares To Land The Captain Makes His...
Q What'S The Difference Between Clinton And A Screwdriver?...
Did You Hear That Clinton Has Announced There Is A New National...
A Reporter Asked Clinton One Day. Was Monica Lying?...
Q Why Does Hillary Want To Have Sex With Bill Every Day At 5 Am?...
Clinton'S Team Of Advisors Have Offered The Following Defense......
Q What Is Bill'S Definition Of Safe Sex?...
Q What Is The Difference Between Clinton And The Titanic?...
Q Why Is Clinton So Interested In Events In The Middle East?...
Most People Are Concerned About Aids When Having Sex......
Q Why Does Bill'S Limousine Have A Sunroof?...
Q What Did Monica Lewinsky Say When Offered A Position At The...
Q Why Does Bill Clinton Cheat On Hillary?...
Q What Did Clinton Have In Common With Dan Quayle?...
What Does Waco Stand For?...
Hear About The New Snack Food Called Waco'S???...
What Do You Call A Branch Davidian With A Fire Extinguisher?...
What Do You Call A Scientologist With A Flamethrower?...
Why Did The Compound In Waco Burn To The Ground?...
Did You Hear That David Koresh Was A Closeted Gay?...
Why Don'T We Have More Prophets Like David Koresh?...
The Branch Davidian Church Has Split Into Two Sects...
Nbc Found A Sponsor For The David Koresh Mini-Series...
What Was The Most Popular Name For Branch Davidian Children?...
What Was David Koresh'S Favorite Breakfast Cereal?...
How Is Waco Like A Snickers Bar?...
Why Is Al Gore So Upset With The Branch Davidians?...
Did You Hear That David Koresh Lost His Job As The Second...
Do You Know That David Koresh Was A Fidonet Humor Echo User?...
I Was Just Wondering Is It Ethical To Yell Branch Davidian'' In...
What Were David Koresh'S Last Words?...
Koresh'S Message To The Batf. Next Time Knock First....
What Are They Gonna Call The Tv Minseries About David Koresh?...
When Did The Fbi Get What They Wanted?...
What Do David Korash And Jesus Christ Have In Common?...
How Is The Hindenburg Like Waco Tx?...
Why Did David Korash Have So Many Wives?...
Standoff? It Was Really More Of A Bake Off Wasn'T It?...
How Many Branch Davidians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb....
How Do You Tell The Branch Davidians At A Revival Meeting?...
Why Did David Koresh'S Last Manager Like Him So Much?...
If You'Re A Smoker There'S One Thing You Should Never Do In Waco...
Did You Hear Who Just Stopped Smoking?...
How Does Koresh Like His Chicken?...
Did You Hear What They Were Changing The Name Of Waco To....
Did You Hear The Pope Canonized David Koresh?...
What Do David Koresh And Rodney King Have In Common?...
There'S A Special On Baby Back Ribs In Waco Today!...
Nbc Claims The Fire Was Actually Started By A Gmc Truck...
You Know Koresh Was Waiting For A Message From God....
What Did God Say To Koresh When He Died?...
How Do You Pick Up A Davidian Girl?...
When Gov. Ann Richards Was Told That It Was All Over She Said...
Did You Hear That Kraft Has Brought Out A New Salad Dressing?...
How Did The Fbi Find Out That The Branch Davidians Had Dandruff?...
Did You Hear About The New Davidian Branch Holy Day?...
Remember... Only You Can Prevent Koresh-Fires....
New Christmas Song Koreshnuts Roasting Over An Open Fire....
What Did Crispy Koresh Do Last Night?...
Have You Heard That David Koresh Will Soon Be The Poster Boy For...
Branch Davidian Slogan...
Koresh Finally Received His Word From God....
A Texan Who Called Himself Saviour Engaged In Suspicious...
For Sale...
What Was The Last Activity Of The Branch Davidians?...
'You Know You'Re Dead When David Koresh Invites You To A Temple...
Waco - The Movie...
Did You Hear About The New Ice Cream From Waco?...
Coming Soon In The Classifieds...
Coming Soon To Broadway ......
Reporter So Should I Call You David Or Jesus Christ?...
What'S Something Good About Being In Waco?...
What Kind Of Pants Do Branch Davidian'S Wear?...
What Do David Korash And Burger King Whopper Have In Common?...
How Many Davidians Can You Fit In A Car?...
David Korash Favorites...
What Were David Korash'S Last Words?...
What Were The Fbi'S First Words?...
Why Is David Korash Still In The News?...
What Do David Korash And Richard Simmons Have In Common?...
Why Did Korash Like The Brach Davidians?...
The Fbi Found Out What Started The First Of The Seven Seals....
What Do You Call Asian Branch-Davidians?...
Which Simpsons Character Is Most Like David Koresh?...
What Is Korash Wearing Right Now?...
Why Didn'T Korash Surrender To The Fbi?...
Note The Fbi Stated That Koresh Promised That There Would Be No...
Recipe...
Whats The Heat Capacity Of A Bd?...
Cult Members ... A Renewable Source Of Energy!...
What Would David Koresh Be Doing Were He To Be Alive Now?...
Nbc Announced Plans For A New Show This Fall That Essentially...
Waco Crisps (Tm) Tangy Self-Fried Zealots...
Now That The Crisis In Waco Is Settled The Justice Department...
It Was The End Of The School Year. The Teacher Had Turned In Her...
When Does Saddam Hussein Have His Tea?...

ALPHA v0.3