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Topic: ojsimpson

Ford Customer Service Division Ligature Distribution Center...
O.J. Came To Court Wearing A Brightly Colored Shirt And Dark...
For A Limited Time Only You Can Order The Oj Simpson...
O.J. Has Died And Is In The Transition Zone Between Heaven And...
Green Eggs And Sham - A Children'S Book Of The Simpson Trial...
The New Sponsors Who Wish To Have O. J. Simpson Represent Them...
The Oj Quiz...
Did You Hear About Hertz'S New Billboard?...
Q What Was Nicole Simpson'S Last Words?...
Well I Don'T Buy His Alibi Either. Have You Seen The Way O.J...
I Guess Everyone In The L.A. Airport Thought O.J. Was Just...
Did You Hear That Hertz Car Rental Agency Is Changing Its Name...
A New Ford Bronco Is Being Marketed To Replace The Eddie Bauer...
Q Did You Hear About The New Hertz Commercial?...
Q Whatever Drove O.J. To Kill His Wife?...
New From Hertz The O.J. Weekend Getaway Special! Your Choice Of...
The Police Say A Jogger Claims To Have Seen O.J.'S Car At The...
Q Is O.J. Simpson Still The Spokesman For Hertz?...
Actually I Heard That Hertz Just Renewed O.J.'S Contract. Only...
I Heard That O.J. Lost His Hertz Rental Car Endorsement Contract...
Q How Do We Know It Wasn'T Someone From Avis Who Killed Them?...
Now I Know Why O.J. Did All Those Hertz Commercials Practice....
I'Ve Heard That O.J.'S Troubles Have Resulted In At Least One...
Naked Gun 44 14 - Nordberg Gets The Chair!...
They Are Going To Remake The Movie The Longest Yard Starring O.J...
Q Did You Hear That Hertz Dropped O.J.?...
Q Did You Hear About The New O.J. Simpson Movie?...
Q Why Did O.J. Kill His Wife The Way He Did?...
Q Did You Hear Nicole Simpson Got Her Own Endorsement Offer?...
Q Did You Hear About The Simpson Special From Hertz?...
Some Ford Dealership Had A White Bronco Displayed Prominently....
There'S A New Cocktail Out There Called 'The Alibi' It'S Made...
Q How Do We Know That Thurman Thomas Didn'T Kill O.J.'S Ex-Wife?...
O.J. Was The First Running Back To Run 2000 Yards And The First...
I Heard That O.J. Was No Longer The Prime Suspect In The Case...
He'S Still A Great Footballer ... Still Slices Up The Opposition...
Q Did You Hear O.J. Has Refused To Play On The Prison Football...
Q Did You Hear The Bills Fired Marv Levy?...
O.J. Ran For More Yards In One Evening Than In 8 Years With...
Q What Was O.J.'S Favorite Play In The Bills' Playbook?...
Rumor Has It That Instead Of Giving Juice The Chair For A Guilty...
More Evidence That O.J. Didn'T Kill His Ex-Wife...
O.J. Was Offered A Plea Bargain. Life In Prison Without Parole...
Q Did You Hear What The Longest Drive Was During The U.S. Open?...
Q Who'S The Most Famous Los Angeles Dodger?...
The Police Are Now Saying That The Murder Weapon Was A Set Of...
Police Are Now Saying That O.J. Is No Longer A Suspect Because...
Q Did You Hear Experts Have Already Predicted The Super Bowl...
Q What'S The Difference Between O.J. Simpson And John Elway?...
We The Jury Find The Murderer Not Guilty....
What'S The First Thing Oj Said After Leaving The Courtroom?...
What Did Judge Ito Say To Oj On The Way Out Of The Courtroom?...
Hey Oj! After 437 Days Of Trial What Are You Going To Do Next?...
Oj Simpson Took A Knife....
Well! Ronald Reagan Was So Pleased To Hear That Oj Was Found Not...
I Hear The Verdict Was A Big Mistake. The Jury Forewoman...
Did You Hear Oj'S Last Words To Marcia Clark?...
Now That The Trial Is Over Cnn Can Go Back To Work!...
The Grateful Dead Have Invited Oj To Join The Band As Jerry...
Oj Is Getting Ready To Launch Is Singing Career He Will Be...
What Was The First Thing Oj Said When The Verdict Was Read?...
What Is The First Thing Johnny Cochran Said To The Jury...
In A Surprise Announcement Robert Dole Held A Press Conference...
In Celebration Of Oj'S Verdict All The La Restaurants Are Going...
What Did Mike Tyson Say To Oj'S Jury?...
Did You Hear About The New Oj Simpson Screen Saver For Windows...
Oj Is Planning To Marry Paula. He Thought He'D Take Another Stab...
What Did Mike Tyson Say When He Heard Oj Was Acquitted?...
Oj'S New Workout Video Is Due To Hit The Streets!. This Is The...
Bart Simpson Wants To Clean Up His Image. He Is Changing His...
What Do You Have When You Get Oj Magic Johnson And Mike Tyson?...
Oj Just Started A Travel Agency. Its Motto Is We'Ll Get You...
What Has Oj Vowed To Do Now That He'S Free?...
Did You Hear Oj'S Going Back To Making Movies?...
Did You Hear About The New Oj Doll Coming Onto The Market?...
What Did Johnnie Cochran Privately Say About Oj?...
What Has 24 Legs And 1 Functioning Brain Cell?...
Beware And Don'T Let Your Kids Wear An Oj Simpson Halloween...
Question What Did Ronald Goldman Say To Nicole S. Brown In...
What Is One Question Never To Ask Oj?...
O.J. Simpson Took A Knife...
Well Since Oj'S Career In Movies And Sportscasting Are Most...
Why Did O.J. Kill His Ex?...
At The End Of The Regulation Marriage Without Any Additional...
I Heard O.J. Tried To Kill His Wife In Buffalo But They Retired...
Did You Hear That The Police Are Now Saying That O.J. Moved The...
The Police Are Now Saying That The Murder Weapon Was A Set Of...
Police Are Now Saying That O.J. Is No Longer A Suspect Because...
Did You Hear That They'Ve Already Selected A Jury For The O.J...
Did You Hear That O.J. Simpson Got Kicked Off The Prison...
Did You Hear About Hertz'S New Billboard?...
A New Ford Bronco Is Being Marketed To Replace The Eddie Bauer...
New From Hertz The O.J. Weekend Getaway Special! Your Choice Of...
I Heard That O.J. Lost His Hertz Rental Car Endorsement Contract...
How Do We Know It Wasn'T Someone From Avis Who Killed Them...
Did You Hear About The New O.J. Simpson Movie?...
Looks Like They'Ll Be Putting The Juice To The Juice....
Did You Know That O.J. Confessed?...
After O.J. Is Sent To Prison All Of The Inmates Will Be Asking...
What Do The Lapd And Tropicana Have In Common?...
What Did O.J. Do When He Saw The Cops In His Rearview Mirror?...
Headline For The Daily Fishwrap...
At O.J. Simpson'S Arraignment Yesterday The Prosecutor Said...
Why Were The Police Suspicious After They Called O.J. In...
Why Did O.J. Stop At His Ex-Wife'S House On His Way To The...
The Defense May Claim O.J. Was Acting On The Advice Of His...
What Did O.J. Say To Goldman When He Found Him With His Ex-Wife?...
What'S The Difference Between O.J. Simpson And John Wayne...
Greatest Marketing Idea Of The Century...
When Martha Clark Asked Kato Kaelin Where He Had Been Between 9...
What'S The Only Thing Worse Than Being Married To Lorena...
What'S The Difference Between Oj And Christopher Reeve?...
Why Can'T Heidi Fleiss And O.J. Simpson Play Golf Together?...
Following Is Evidence That O.J. Is Not The Killer...
There Once Was A Fellow Named Simpson...
It'S One Thing To Kill Your Ex-Wife But Another Thing Entirely...
What'S The Last Thing O.J. Said To Nicole Simpson?...
What Are O.J.'S Favorite Movies?...
From The Tonight Show A Few Days Ago...
What'S Harder Than Squeezing Blood From A Turnip?...
What Did Nicole Say To Ron On The Phone When She Called The...
We Heard That After Watching The Superbowl O.J. Commented It Was...
Did You Here O.J. Is Merchandizing To Help Pay For His Defense?...
The O.J. Trial'S Gone On For So Long That Johnnie Cochran And...
Sony Signed O.J. To A Deal To Hawk Their Walkmans....
Did You Hear That O.J. Got A New Promotional Deal With Nike?...
Some New O.J. Endorsements...
What Is The Nra'S New Motto?...
What'S The Difference Between Mark Fuhrman And A Black Woman?...
Microsoft Has Offered O.J. As Position With The Company. They...
Dr.Seuss Meets Oj...
Did You Hear That When The Lapd Put Out An Apb For A Slow White...

ALPHA v0.3