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A Man Walks Into An Antique Store And Starts Looking Around. All...
Agreement For Participation In Sponsoring Hosts Name Bbq Between...
The Ladys Day In Court...
Nevada 1998-1999 Season And Bag Limit On Attorneys...
Lawyers' Season Suspended Again...
Sharks And Lawyers...
A Lawyer Had A Jury Trial In A Very Difficult Business Case. The...
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?...
Guy Walks Into A Lawyer'S Office. He Goes Up To The Secretary...
Dr. Verne'S Northern White Trash Etiquette...
There'S Evidence That Lawyers Are Also Good For Offshore...
The National Institutes Of Health Have Announced That They Will...
Following A Distinguished Legal Career A Man Arrived At The...
A Police Chief A Fire Chief And A City Attorney Were Traveling...
A Man Walked Into A Bar With His Alligator And Asked The...
Did You Hear About The Lawyer Who Stepped In Cow Dung And...
When A Person Assists A Criminal In Breaking The Law Before The...
An Attorney Passed-On And Found Himself In Heaven But Not At All...
A Mother And Son Were Walking Through A Cemetery And Passed By A...
An Attorney Was Sitting In His Office Late One Night When Satan...
Upon Seeing An Elderly Lady For The Drafting Of Her Will The...
A Lawyer Was Asked If He Would Like To Become A Jehovah'S...
Lawyers Are Safe From The Threat Of Automation Taking Over Their...
Question Do You Know How To Save Five Drowning Lawyers?...
Q How Can You Tell The Difference Between An Attorney Lying Dead...
Lorenzo Dow An Evangelist Of The Last Century Was On A Preaching...
A Snake And A Rabbit Were Racing Along A Pair Of Intersecting...
A Jury Is A Collection Of People Banded Together To Decide Who...
A Man Asked A Lawyer His Fee And Was Told It Was 50.00 For Three...
What'S The Difference Between Lawyers And Vultures?...
How Do You Get A Lawyer Out Of A Tree?...
Where Can You Find A Good Lawyer?...
What Do You Have When You Bury Six Lawyers Up To Their Necks In...
Why Does California Have The Most Lawyers And New Jersey The...
The Reason That There Is A Penalty For Laughing In Court Is That...
People Who Love Sausage And Respect The Law Should Never Watch...
If You See A Lawyer On A Bicycle Why Don'T You Swerve To Hit...
Why Don'T Snakes Bite Attorneys?...
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?...
What Do You Get If You Send The Godfather To Law School?...
What'S Black And Brown And Looks Good On A Lawyer?...
It Was So Cold Last Week That I Saw Several Attorneys With Their...
Q How Can You Tell When An Attorney Is Lying?...
Good News A Busload Of Lawyers Ran Off A Cliff. The Bus Was...
What Can A Goose Do A Duck Can'T And A Lawyer Should?...
A Man Was Sent To Hell For His Sins While Being Taken To His...
A Hitchhiker Is Standing On The Roadside Near The Law School...
Is There A Lawyer In The House? Blam! Any More?...
So Many Lawyers So Few Bullets....
Have You Heard About The Lawyers Word Processor?...
Did You Hear Of The New Japanesse Restaurant For Lawyers?......
Two Prisoners Are Talking About Their Crimes...
What Do You Call A Lawyer With An I. Q. Of 50?...
What Do You Call A Lawyer Whose Gone Bad?...
What Is The Difference Between A Hooker And A Lawyer?...
What Is The Difference Between A Dead Lawyer And A Squished...
What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Skunk?...
What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Vulture?...
What Do You Do If You Run Over A Lawyer?...
How Do You Stop A Lawyer From Drowning?...
What'S The Strongest Argument Against Both Theories Of Origin?...
What Is The Difference Between A Female Lawyer And A Catfish?...
How Do You Know When Your Divorce Is Getting Ugly?...
What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Leech?...
What Is The Difference Between A Lawyer And A Dalmation?...
What Kind Of Lure Must You Use If You Want To Attract Lawyers So...
What Is The Difference Between Pigs And Lawyers....
What Is The Difference Between Baseball And Law?...
Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?...
What Do Lawyers Use As Contraceptives?...
If A Vampire Bites A Lawyer Isn'T That Cannibalism?...
What'S Eighteen Inches Long And Hangs In Front Of An Asshole?...
What Is The Difference Between Yogurt And The American Bar...
Why Did The Post Office Recall The New Lawyer Stamps?...
Did You Hear About The Lawyer From Texas Who Was So Big When He...
What Is The Ideal Weight Of A Lawyer?...
Justice A Decision In Your Favor....
A Judge In A Semi-Small City Was Hearing A Drunk-Driving Case...
Just Remember When You Go To Court You Are Trusting Your Fate To...
Prosecutor Did You Kill The Victim?...
Q. Saddam Hussein Adolf Hitler And A Lawyer Are In A Room...
What Is The Difference Between A Flea And A Lawyer?...
A Lawyer Was Backpacking With A Freind When They Saw A Cougar...
A Guy Was Walking Down The Street When He Saw A Hearse Go By...

ALPHA v0.3